Tag: funny
group name: pointspace
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October 23, 2007 12:17 PM EDT --
Hi everyone. Today is my birthday! I'm one of those people who love to hear "Happy Birthday!" on her birthday, but I also know that to get it, I need to tell people.
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October 17, 2007 06:59 PM EDT --
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the . . . more
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October 22, 2007 12:42 AM EDT --
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long . . . more
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October 23, 2007 12:02 AM EDT --
Another one from my grandma.
Mayonnaise Jar and 2 CUPS OF COFFEE
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle,
When 24 Hours in a day is not enough, . . . more
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October 29, 2007 02:43 PM EST --
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now . . . more
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October 06, 2008 12:05 PM EDT --
Lil Bill O'Reilly
See more funny videos at Funny or Die
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September 23, 2008 11:07 AM EDT --
So, I just yelled at my younges Labrador, Bogey. It went something like this:
"Bogey! NO, Bad Dog! Eating toilet paper is disgusting. You're so gross!"
The poor thing then dropped . . . more
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October 24, 2007 02:20 PM EDT --
So, there I am, naked on a table. What, naked? On a table?
Yes, naked, on a table. It was my birthday and the Spa I go to let’s you in for free on your birthday. . . . more
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May 16, 2008 02:55 PM EDT --
I was just hopping around the web today and found this funny pictures! Thought I would share! All came from Bored.com haha i guess i had nothing better to do!
http://www.bored.com/billboards/index.php . . . more
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September 16, 2008 05:45 AM EDT --
MY LIVING WILL
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the
living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live
in a vegetative state, . . . more
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October 28, 2007 12:15 AM EDT --
That's right. Dan finally admitted he is pregnant.
Do you have any secrets to share?
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October 30, 2007 05:14 PM EST --
"Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the . . . more
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October 17, 2007 02:04 PM EDT --
My grandma emailed these to me, so I thought I'd share:
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in . . . more
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October 17, 2007 05:54 PM EDT --
Another one of my grandma's emails!
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The . . . more
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October 20, 2007 09:56 PM EDT --
A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization.
Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, "Steve's Place," and noticed that the waiter . . . more
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October 22, 2007 01:01 PM EDT --
Since I stayed up so late last night on Gather....okay, okay, honestly: I was doing laundry and stuff, but I didn't get enough sleep. It was so hard getting out of bed this morning. When . . . more
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October 26, 2007 10:52 PM EDT --
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
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October 28, 2007 07:38 PM EST --
A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese.
One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom . . . more
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December 30, 2007 04:32 PM EST --
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately,
it kills all of its students.
~ Robin Williams
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June 27, 2008 03:19 PM EDT --
A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible . . . more
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